Random Unconnected Rambling
September 14th, 2009 by
Kevin
- For a singer/songwriter, LeAnn “Rimes” is a good name. Much better than LeAnn Neverrhymes. I have a
bro-in-law named Tom Gentle. He’s a chiropractor. No kidding. Dr. Gentle, the chiropractor. Perry Noble is a pastor. Better than Perry Ignoble. Maybe Matt Brown was meant to work at UPS.
- Somebody should invent plastic ice cubes that last all day.
- People who sit through left-turn opportunities at busy intersections because they are busy talking on their cell phones should be waterboarded.
- So should football ref’s who throw bogus flags for holding penalties.
- The Carolina-Clemson football rivalry dynamic is a little like the Chick-Fil-A thing. The cow is easy to make fun of. But the chicken usually ends up getting eaten.
- Why did Pacific Life Insurance pick a whale as their brand image? Not hating, just asking. And Hartford uses a deer. I get the Prudential rock and the Travelers umbrella. But why the random wildlife?
- Spinach is a vegetable, and it is good for me. Even if it is in a creamy cheesy dip. On chips. It’s spinach. Be positive.
- Football is the greatest game ever conceived. And soccer scores should not be allowed to scroll across the bottom of the screen during a football game.
- For nosy mothers who want to know everything about everybody and connect with other nosy moms Facebook is like a gift from Heaven. Then they pollute Heaven with quizzes and flair and farkle and farmtowncityvilleboroughwhatever.
- Snuggies are gay-wear for cultists.
- Green Bay QB Aaron Rogers reminds me of Ryan (BJ Howard) on The Office.
- Lady Gaga likes to Cher.
- I’d have paid money to see Kanye try to take the microphone from Toby Keith.
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