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Let’s be honest.  We all play the idiot sometimes.  We all have those “what was I thinking” moments, and we hope that nobody saw it.   But then there are the Idiocy Award Winners … those who could teach Advanced Blithering.  In their honor I respectfully submit that you might be an idiot IF:

• If you vandalize Donovan McNabb’s yard.  AND you leave your own mailing label on the box you painted and left in the driveway.
• If you, a former NBA star, try to get out of a DUI charge with the excuse that you were in a hurry to get your passenger home for sex. Yeah, he really said that.
• You get into a sideline verbal fight with your team’s assistant coach.  Then – instead of celebrating on the field with your team because you just won and are going to the freaking Super Bowl – you head to the locker room with your lips poked out … and go home.
• You are classless enough to mock a departing President at the incoming President’s inauguration.  Classy.  Reeeeally classy.
• If you poured water on the sloped part of a sidewalk early this morning – knowing it would freeze and make walkers “skate.”  May God make your acne flare up on your wedding day.  I saw it and avoided it by the way – butthead.